Some people should be exiled to Stupidity Island. I found a news article about a woman in the Florida Keys who crashed into another car as she was trying to shave her, uh, bikini area.
Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, she was on the way to see her boyfriend and she "wanted to be ready for the visit." Luckily, her ex-husband was also in the car and was nice enough to hold the wheel while she performed this tricky task.
I have two questions for you, genius. 1. Uh, do you think this is maybe something you could have thought about a little earlier? 2. Do you always carry a razor in your purse for an occasion like this?
A day earlier, Barnes had been convicted of numerous driving infractions, including DUI with a prior arrest and driving with a suspended license. She had been ordered to impound her car, her license was revoked for five years, and she had been placed on probation for nine months.
My guess is she was probably still drunk when she came up with this brilliant idea. Remind me to stay off the roads in the Florida Keys.
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