"Interesting" Stupidity

Chinese Man Lies Down in Front of Subway Train ... Just for Kicks

This weekend, an unknown Chinese man brought immense danger on himself, as well as hundreds of commuters, when he lay down in front of an oncoming subway train.


The man wanted to be famous on the Internet, thinking that it would be an "interesting" thing to do. So, the 28-year-old took a digital video camera with him down to Shanghai's underground rail network and recorded himself climbing down from the platform and into the path of a train.

And he recorded the whole thing.




I could think of better ways to become "famous". Idiot.

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Quit Staring at Me!

Uh, a little creepy.

What Were You Thinking?

Yikes! 

Random Thoughts

Random Thought #1

Excuse me, Miss? At lunch today, while parked in my usual spot at the lake, I watched you park your car, get out, stand by it, and start reading a book. Just standing there right next to the driver's side door and reading. Why would you not just sit in your car and read? Why would you not walk about twenty feet to sit on a bench to read? I don't know but that just seemed weird to me. But I consider myself weird so maybe it's just me.

Random Thought #2

Why, Mr. Young People, do you have to wear your pants half off your rear end and show me a good majority of your underwear?

I really could do without seeing that. Is this considered sexy or something? Really? I can't wait until you get older and look back at what you thought was cool and trendy. I know I laugh all the time at my old pictures. I used to think that teasing my hair until it stood a good eight inches off my head looked cool. Not so much now. I use those pictures now for comic relief at parties.

I guess it could be worse.

Pardon me while I wash my eyes with peroxide.

Random Thought #3
Why in the world would anyone buy this car?

Nissan Cube

This has got to be the ugliest car I have ever seen. I can understand the cheaper price and good gas mileage but seriously, the design leaves something to be desired. (Oh, don't get all bent out of shape Cube owners, just my opinion.)

Sorry, a little crabby today.

Crazy on the Catwalk

In case you missed me mentioning it a thousand times, I am a reality show freak. One of my favorite shows is "The Real Housewives of Orange County/Atlanta/New York/New Jersey". Watching this show makes me realize that all the money in the world can't fix crazy. Some of these women are just plain cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

This is a clip from a few months ago that I have watched many, many times when I need a good chuckle. One of the housewives, Ramona, strutted down the catwalk in her own special way. She is the one in the black/white pinstripe dress.

I'm not sure what she was going for here but I think she should have practiced in the mirror a few times.

Sometimes, You Just Can't Wait

Well, I guess a background check doesn't necessarily weed out the weirdos. Apparently, a female bus driver didn't see any problem with parking her school bus in a residential neighborhood, relieving herself in a plastic bag, and tossing it out on the lawn. Once? Nope! Twice? Nope! Many, many times. Luckily, people in the neighborhood got tired up picking up after her (yuck!) and managed to catch her on video. Needless to say, she is no longer an employee of this company.

Nasty, nasty, nasty. I would imagine this was not an easy task and would also imagine she wasn't, uh, how do I word this, 100% accurate in her aim. Not to mention the inability to wash her hands afterwards. Lovely.

Aren't you glad your children are not getting on this bus? Anyone want to vote for cameras on all school buses? Might not be a bad idea.

If you don't see a video below and are interested in seeing it along with the article, you can see at Fox6now.com. For some reason, the video keeps on disappearing after I save it.

Creative Marketing

Apparently a furniture store in Albuquerque, New Mexico, thought that the best way to attract customers to their store would be to have a pit full of alligators. They failed to realize that people might be offended or their children might be traumatized when they started to feed the alligators mice and bunny rabbits. To give them a little credit, customers were given a warning prior to tossing in the little bunnies.

While I understand the alligators need to eat, and I'm no marketing genius, I would think that this may not have been the best idea.

Since this was a family-friendly event with rides and exhibits for the kids, they might have made it a little more kid-friendly.

This would have been a little more fun to watch. Run, bunny, run!!

Note: This little bunny was Photoshopped (is this a word?) into this picture of the weird man. No bunnies were  in danger at any time in the making of this demonstration. Now that I think about it, I'm really curious about this weird man and the story behind this picture.

Sounds Like a Great Deal!

Hmm...something just doesn't look right here.

Please Repeat That

The person responsible for this should be fired. Immediately, or sometime before or after or during which time someone speaks to or speaks with him or her about how ridiculous or stupid or asinine this somewhat confusing or annoying what you or I would call a sign of some sort is to me or anyone else or something like that. Oh, my head hurts now.

Quick Change Artist, aka Pervert

As I have stated before, people are very interesting. They never cease to entertain me.

One morning a few months ago, I was sitting in my car in the parking structure where I work. As I was sitting there, a man pulled up and parked his car next to mine. He proceeded to get out of his car, walk to the back of it, and open the trunk.

Just to give you a clear set up of the situation, I was parked facing the wall and the man was parked with the trunk of his car against the wall. So we were with an unobstructed view of each other. I could clearly see him and he could clearly see me.

Anyhow, I was sitting there minding my own business when out of the corner of my eye I could see him unbutton his shirt and remove it. Uh, o.k., no problem I guess. A little weird that he is changing his shirt outside of his car in a parking structure but seeing a man's bare chest is not alarming. I assumed that maybe his shirt was too wrinkled so he decided to change it.

Yawn, lady this story is boring. Hold on people, here is where the entertaiment starts. So, as I was still try to mind my own business, I could see that he was now removing his belt and unzipping his pants. Uh, wait a minute. He is not going there is he?

Have you ever REALLY wanted to look at something but knew that you really shouldn't? I kept telling myself not to look. DON'T! LOOK! Besides, I didn't want him to see me looking at him. That would have been a little awkward, or I should say MORE ackward. I knew I just HAD to look. HAD to. It would have to be fast though so I wouldn't get caught!

So, as I pretended to reach over to grab my purse, I stole a quick peek. Well, I'll be damned! Just as I snuck a peek, he dropped his pants and I was looking at the man standing there in his underwear.

What the hell? Dude, what are you doing? There is NO WAY you cannot see me sitting here. Have you no shame, pervert? I don't want to see that, especially so early in the morning. And frankly, you're not even cute. If you were cute, well, uh, still wouldn't have made a difference. Yeah, no difference. Thank God you are wearing boxers and not briefs because that would have been REALLY bad.

Luckily, he put on another pair of pants fairly quickly and then walked away. The thing is though, I saw this guy do this three more times in the following weeks until I got reassigned to another parking spot. Thank you parking structure people, thank you.

What Were You Thinking?

Lady Gaga

This chick is just WEIRD. Enough said.